Hello Apollo, where should I begin?
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Apr 18, 2014 / 1,047 notes
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jlnicegirl:

clothinthesand:

inconveniencewhitepeople:

21st century circlejerk

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imageGlad to see JC Penney took its mistakes in stride

That is the way to recover

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Apr 18, 2014 / 2,302 notes

lupestroops:

logancoutures:

my favorite thing in the world is hockey scrums happening in front of a goal and the goalie is just curled up on the ice trying to avoid the bunch of grown men punching each other right above him

it’ll be okay, goalie

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Apr 18, 2014 / 49,157 notes

princeowl:

once one of my straight male friends who has a significant amount of sex asked me ‘when two girls do it how do you know when you’re finished’ and to this day thats one of the saddest things ive ever heard 

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Apr 17, 2014 / 125 notes
bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
Apr 17, 2014 / 202,789 notes

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(via hentai-and-hamburgers)

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 
Apr 17, 2014 / 406,710 notes

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

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Apr 17, 2014 / 265,185 notes

socialsolitude:

brittanagraduates:

#ellen the vagina whisperer

Ellen’s face in the second gif haha

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angry90slesbian:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME
Apr 17, 2014 / 306,378 notes

angry90slesbian:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME

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